- Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
- Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
- Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
- *then later*
- My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
- Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
- Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
- Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
- Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
No, that can’t be a real cat it must be just a mutation-
I thought it was photoshopped at first. I’m still pretty sure they are, because there’s no reason for something that cute and stubby to exist.
give me your tiny stubby lovins, cat corgi!!!
Fun fact: these cats were actually named after Napoleon
(Source: Flickr / jaimewalsh)
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits